[25-Jul-2010] [Vocaloid] Arnold Lame

[kb9vcn.livejournal.com]

Title: Arnold Lame
Challenge: 25-Jul-2010 "Watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen"
Based on: Vocaloid
Characters: Momo, Ritsu, Teto
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Slapstick violence and mild adult humor.

Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation.
"Arnold Layne" by Pink Floyd.

---

Teto walked out of her bathroom in her underwear, and found Ritsu wearing the clothes she'd laid out for herself. "How do I look?" he asked.

"Like a cross-dressing clothes-thief," Teto said. "Take 'em off, drag-queen."

"Aw, so soon?" Ritsu said, playfully prancing around. "Catch me first— AAUGH!!"

"GIVE IT!!" Teto lunged at Ritsu, knocked him to the floor, and began undressing him.

And then, Momo walked in. "Oh, my... Um, don't mind me. Please, continue."

"The worst part," Teto said, "is that I'm more embarrassed than he is."

"Embarrassed about what?" Ritsu asked earnestly, just before being rendered unconscious.