31_days | [24-Jul-2010] [Rosario + Vampire] Cold Comfort

Title: Cold Comfort
Challenge: 24-Jul-2010 "Thought my mom sat on you"
Based on: Rosario + Vampire
Characters: Mizore (duh), Tsukune
Type: Humor / romance?; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Rosario + Vampire © Akihisa Ikeda / Shueisha / Gonzo.

"I need to talk to you," Mizore said to Tsukune, as she pushed him down into a chair. "My mother is visiting the school today. Has she been flirting with you?"

"Uh, no," said Tsukune, as Mizore sat in his lap uninvited. "Why would your own mother do that? Does she often try to steal your boyfr— er, your friends from you?"

"As you know, the women of my tribe must marry young," the cuddly but ice-cold yukionna said. "But more than that, we all desire the... 'warmth' of male companionship."

"Suh- so I've nuh- noticed," a shivering Tsukune said.