31_days | [23-Jul-2010] [Genshiken] Casting Asparagus

Title: Casting Asparagus
Challenge: 23-Jul-2010 "This is the dawning of the Age Of Asparagus"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Genshiken © Shimoku Kio / Kodansha / Genshiken Partnership / Media Blasters.

Saki walked into the club-room, and noticed the others staring at her. "What!?" she snarled.

"Sorry," said Sasahara. "It's just, you look exactly like the evil mutant asparagus girl from last night's episode of—"

"Like WHAT!?" Saki said in disbelief. "That's the dumbest thing I've heard here yet!!"

As Sasahara turned away, Ohno winked at Saki, and held two stalks of asparagus against Saki's head like horns. "Hey, Sasahara?" said Ohno.

Sasahara turned back, and shrieked in terror. "AAAAIIEE!!"

And then, everybody else shrieked in terror. "AAAAIIEE!!"

"On the other hand," Saki said to Ohno, "this could have its uses."