31_days | [22-Jul-2010] [Doctor Who] Bathroom For Argument

Title: Bathroom For Argument
Challenge: 22-Jul-2010 "There's a bathroom on the right"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: The Fourth Doctor, Romana (either one)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Toilet humor.

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The Fourth Doctor nearly ran past Romana in a TARDIS hallway. "Where are you going in such a hurry?" Romana asked.

"Bathroom 17B," the Doctor said as he opened a nearby door. "Nature calls."

"But that bathroom has only a counter-top basin," Romana said.

The Doctor looked away sheepishly.

"...oh, Doctor!" said Romana. "How could you!?"

"It's easy, in male humanoid form," said the Doctor. "You just undo your trousers, and—"

"Well," Romana said quickly, "you won't be doing that while I'm aboard!"

"But I really have to go!!" the Doctor whined.

"You'll just have to contain yourself!!" Romana snapped.