[18-Jul-2010] [Fruits Basket] Resissytation

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Title: Resissytation
Challenge: 18-Jul-2010 "Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Predictable mild adult humor.

Fruits Basket © Natsuki Takaya / KAKUSENSHA - TV Tokyo - NAS - Furuba Project / FUNimation Productions, Ltd.

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Hatsuharu walked up to a group of girls. "Is something wrong?" he asked calmly.

The crowd parted to reveal Tohru kneeling beside a prostrate Yuki. Uo and Hana stood behind her.

"Yuki's having a really bad asthma attack!" Tohru cried. "The school nurse is coming, but—"

"Don't worry." Hatsuharu also kneeled beside Yuki. "I can perform artificial respiration."

Yuki suddenly sat up. "WAIT!! I'm *gasp* feeling much *gasp* better!!"

The group of girls murmured in sudden yaoi-crazed disapproval. "Let Hatsuharu save you," Uo growled.

Even if I do not die, Yuki thought to himself, I might soon want to die.