31_days | [14-Jul-2010] [Love Hina] Virgin Steal

Title: Virgin Steal
Challenge: 14-Jul-2010 "Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Keitaro (mentioned), Kitsune, Naru
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

A furious Naru stormed into the kitchen, where Kitsune was enjoying her third morning beer. "Whassup?" asked Kitsune.

"Stupid Keitaro stumbled towards me and groped me again," Naru growled.

"Huh," said Kitsune. "So, are you still a virgin?"

Naru face-vaulted. "What are you talking about!?"

"You've been seen naked, accidently groped, and otherwise 'experienced' so many times, I just figured it all 'added up' to... well, you know."

"Um, experience doesn't add up like that," Naru said. "If it did? Keitaro has been stupid so many times, he would be totally brain-dead by now."

"You mean, he isn't?" Kitsune asked.