31_days | [13-Jul-2010] [Doctor Who] I'm A King Bee

Title: I'm A King Bee
Challenge: 13-Jul-2010 "I'm a bee, I'm a guy, I'm a bee, I'm a guy"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: Jamie, the Second Doctor, Zoe
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Doctor Who © BBC.
"I'm A King Bee" by Slim Harpo.

Jaime and Zoe followed the Second Doctor into the hive of an alien race of bee people.

"Is this place safe?" Zoe asked timidly.

"Quite," the Doctor said. "In fact, I was previously made an honorary leader of this hive."

"How did that happen?" Zoe asked.

"That, my dear Zoe, " the Doctor said, "is none of your beeswax."

Zoe sighed. "I had to ask."

"Jaime!!" the Doctor suddenly shouted. "Don't touch that!!" He slapped Jaime's hand away from a honey-dripping hexagon.

Jaime comically nursed his hand. "Wha— why not?"

"That," the Doctor said sternly, "is none of your beeswax."