[7-Jul-2010] [Tenchi Muyo!] On The Run With The Runs

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Title: On The Run With The Runs
Challenge: 7-Jul-2010 "The girl with colitis goes by"
Based on: Tenchi Muyo!
Characters: Ayeka, Ryoko, Tenchi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Sick humor.

Tenchi Muyo! © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon / FUNimation.

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A grimacing Ayeka walked past Ryoko and Tenchi, even more stiffly than usual. "What's her problem?" Ryoko asked.

"It could be a mild case of dysentery," Tenchi said. "Washu thinks the water in the womens' bath might be contaminated."

"Really," said Ryoko, without any sympathy at all. "I figured she had an even larger stick than usual stuck up her—"

"RYOKO!!" Tenchi cut her off angrily. "You should be concerned. You've been bathing too, you know."

"Yeah, right," Ryoko said. "As if any terrestrial bacteria could affect me—"

"*gurgle*," said Ryoko's gut, suddenly and rather loudly.

"...excuse me," Ryoko whimpered.