31_days | [6-Jul-2010] [Fate/stay night] Meat Counter

Title: Meat Counter
Challenge: 6-Jul-2010 "Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Shirou served dinner to Saber, Rin, Sakura and Taiga.

"Only five cuts of meat?" Rin asked. "That's only one for each of us."

"I cooked ten," Shirou said, "but..." He gestured at Saber.

"Why do you suspect me?" Saber asked indignantly.

"Because you interrupted me five times while I was cooking," Shirou said, "and 'distracted' me with ridiculous warnings. It was so cute that I just had to play along."

"What nonsense!" Saber said. "I would never— Oh, look! Is that Halley's Comet?"

"If you try to distract me and steal my cut, girl," Rin growled, "I will cut you."