[5-Jul-2010] [Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei] Duck And Cover

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Title: Duck And Cover
Challenge: 5-Jul-2010 "The ducks are hazards in the classroom"
Based on: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Characters: Kafuka, Nozomu, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei © Kouji Kumeta / Kodansha / Shaft.

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During an unusually long and boring lesson, Kafuka stood up, pointed at the classroom windows and squealed like a fire alarm. "EEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

After his heart resumed beating, Nozomu cleared his throat. "*ahem* Is there a problem?"

"BABY DUCKS!!" Kafuka cried. In an instant, the entire class had left their seats and crowded along the windows.

"Ex-cuse me!" Nozomu said. "I was in the process of teaching you things that you'll never use and soon forget—"

"They're SO CUTE!!" a giggling Kafuka said, completely ignoring him.

"I'M IN DESPAIR!!" Nozomu wailed. "Extremely cute baby animals have incongruously left me in DESPAIR!!"