31_days | [4-Jul-2010] [Doctor Who] Debunking Donuts

Title: Debunking Donuts
Challenge: 4-Jul-2010 "Donuts make my brown eyes blue"
Based on: Doctor Who
Characters: The Brigadier, the Third Doctor
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

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"We've got another report of 'crop circles' in the area," the Brigadier said to the Third Doctor. He held up an eight-by-ten color glossy photograph with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back.

"Oh no, not again!" The Doctor scowled like an angry old man chasing kids off his damn lawn. "I simply don't see the point of aliens damaging private property with their craft—"

"Like how you've 'done donuts' on the UNIT HQ grounds in 'Bessie'?" the Brigadier asked smugly.

"I've told you, the accelerator stuck!!" the Doctor snapped.

"Of course it did," the Brigadier said condescendingly.