31_days | [10-Dec-2008] [Fate/stay night] She's Stewing

Title: She's Stewing
Challenge: 10-Dec-2008 "here's vengeance for your story-books"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou, Taiga (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Saber met with Shirou on the way to her bath. "Is Taiga still angry with you for eating the last of the stew?" asked Shirou.

"I do not think so," Saber said. "In fact, she kindly lent me this container of bath salt, and told me to be sure to soak it up."

Shirou took a closer look at the container that Saber was holding. "...uh, that isn't bath salt," he said. "It's seasoned salt. You know, for cooking meat."

Saber gulped.

"This might also explain all the raw carrots and potatoes in your bath water," Shirou thought out loud.