31_days | [4-Dec-2008] [Oh My Goddess!] Sacred Nothing

Title: Sacred Nothing
Challenge: 4-Dec-2008 "making love in the temple"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Belldandy (mentioned), Keiichi, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Keiichi and Urd had paused to admire a particularly elegant corner of the temple.

"Beautiful, isn't it?" Keiichi said respectfully.

"Mmm," said Urd. "This'd be a great place for you to seduce Belldandy."

Keiichi face-palmed. "Oh, fer... I couldn't do something like that in a sacred place like this."

"Why not?" Urd asked. "There's nothing profane about sharing true love. It's one of the most hallowed acts two souls could perform."

"Goodness," said Keiichi. "When you put it that way—"

"Of course," Urd said, "you couldn't do something like that anywhere."

Keiichi hung his head. "Bless you, Urd," he mumbled.