[September 11][Original] Post-Coitus

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Title: Post-Coitus
Day/Theme: September 11, 2008 / “"bend over, here is comes again"
Series: Original / Misfits
Characters: Wes Janson, D.M. "Hobbie" Hobszilauszski
Rating/Warnings : R (homosexuality)






"Have you ever done this before?"

"What?"

"You know exactly what I'm talking about."

"You mean sex? Of course I've had sex before."

"Nooo. I'm talking about having sex with ... with a guy."

"I love it when you say that."

"So, have you?"

"That's kind of too private to share with you."

"I just ... You know what I did. There's no way anything should be too private now."

"I might tell you if you say it."

"Oh, you're an asshole."

"True. You were in it not too long ago."

"Could you just stop talking like this?"

"Why? It's not as if you ever mind girls talking dirty to you."

"This is different."

"How so?"

"You know."

"I know you're prejudiced and a homophobe but that's beyond the point. It's something natural, you really should just get over yourself
and admit that you enjoyed sticking your penis into my anus."

"Stop."

"You're so sensitive when it comes to this. How come?"

"I just want to know if you've ever done it with anyone else before."

"Why?"

"Because I want to know."

"What? Want to know if I ever was in someone else's ass? If you're the first in mine?"

"I just want to ..."

"I get it. I just want to make sure I understand exactly what you want to know before I give you the answer."

"Why do you make it so difficult?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Come on ..."

"Tell me what you want to know."

"I ..."

"You can't even say it, can you?"

"Why should I need to say it? It's not something that should ever be talked about."

"What? You think man-on-man action is so dirty nobody should ever talk about it?"

"Yes."

"Well, then I can't tell you if I had any sexual encounters with men before, can I?"

"Oh, please, I really want to know."

"Okay. Ask."

"Have you ever ... Have you ever had a guy ... up your ... up your ass before?"

"Wow, you really said it. I didn't think I'd get you to say that."

"So, have you?"

"No ... yes ... maybe. Choose whatever answe you prefer. I'm not going to tell you now."

"That's ... that's not fair."

"What ever is?"

"You ...You're such an asshole!!"

"Yeah, I know. And you love me for it, so shut up and deal with it."