31_days | [25-Aug-2008] [Umisho] Swimmer My God To Thee

Title: Swimmer My God To Thee
Challenge: 25-Aug-2008 "God lives underwater"
Based on: Umisho
Characters: Amuro, Momoko
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho © Mitsuru Hattori / Kodansha / Artland Inc.

"I saw some guy have a religious experience, this morning," Amuro said to Momoko.

Momoko raised an eyebrow. "What are you talking about?"

"He was swimming," Amuro said, "when he suddenly started waving his arms and screaming, 'OH GOD! HELP ME! GOD, PLEASE, HELP ME!'"

Momoko gasped. "Didn't you swim out to help him!?"

"Why?" Amuro said. "I'm not God. Anyway, a lifeguard got to him first."

"That's a relief," Momoko said.

"Y'know," Amuro said, "it really wasn't right for that lifeguard to come between a man and his God."

Dear God, Momoko thought to herself, she is SO STUPID.