31_days | [17-Aug-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Data Hiccup

Title: Data Hiccup
Challenge: 17-Aug-2008 "stop whispering; start shouting"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, Yuki
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Kyon walked up to Yuki, who was whispering to herself. "More 'bogus magic'?" Kyon asked.

"Routine maintenance of the local space-time continuum," Yuki said. "It requires constant correction, due to Haruhi's randomizing influence."

"I see," Kyon said. "Carry on."

"*whisper whisper whisper* *HIC*!!" said Yuki.

Kyon sweat-dropped. "Uh... '*hic*'?"

"I should not have consumed *hic* a carbonated beverage earlier," Yuki noted. "However, *hic* the impact on normality should be *hic* minimal—"

An excited Haruhi ran up. "The SOS Brigade club-room is full of penguins!!" she shouted. "IT'S SO COOL!!"

It isn't a bug, Kyon thought to himself. It's a feature.