31_days | [16-Aug-2008] [El-Hazard] Beyond Good And Evil

Title: Beyond Good And Evil
Challenge: 16-Aug-2008 "evil is a good condition"
Based on: El-Hazard (The Wanderers)
Characters: TV-Ifurita, TV-Rune Venus
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

"Why have you kidnapped me again?" TV-Rune Venus asked TV-Ifurita, after she'd kidnapped her again.

"Because I'm evil!" Ifurita said proudly.

"But I thought you were a good girl," Rune said sadly.

"I am a good girl," Ifurita said. "I'm a good and evil girl!"

"But good and evil are opposite qualities!" Rune said. "If something can be both good and evil, then it could be both left and right, or up and down, or black and white..."

"Wait a moment, please." Ifurita pulled out her tiny notepad and her pencil. "Could you repeat that? I wanna get it down."