31_days | [14-Aug-2008] [Azumanga Daioh] Raisin Hell

Title: Raisin Hell
Challenge: 14-Aug-2008 "raison d'etre"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: Osaka, Tomo, Yomi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gratuitous pun.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.

Yomi was distracted from her lunch by Tomo, who was picking raisins from some raisin bread and flicking them at Yomi's head.

"KNOCK IT OFF, YOU BRAT!!" Yomi yelled. "Why can't you just eat your raisin bread!?"

"Because I hate raisins," Tomo said, as Osaka walked up. "I'm not gonna eat bread with raisins in it!"

"WHAT!?" said Yomi. "Raisins are the whole point of raisin bread!!"

"You could say," Osaka said, "they're the 'raisin d'etre'."

Most of the students within earshot either choked on their lunch or held their heads and whimpered.

"I guess everybody hates raisins," Osaka mused.