ext_158887 ([identity profile] seta-suzume.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 31_days2008-08-12 08:19 am

[August 12, 2008][Disgaea] Just Call Me "Miss Sexy"

Title: Just Call Me "Miss Sexy"
Day/Theme: Aug. 12, 2008 "Naughty, naughty"
Series: Disgaea
Character/Pairing: Flonne, Etna, Laharl
Rating: PG
Warning: Slight post-game spoilers

Flonne giggled and the edge of her outfit slid seductively off her shoulder. She fluttered her eyelashes and turned her head, flipping her long blond hair.

Laharl blinked. He wasn't particularly embarrassed or interested, but it was a surprising enough occurrence to shake him from his boredom.

Etna was effected more strongly than the overlord by this display, gasping and jumping up from her seat to grab Flonne by the arm and haul her off out of Laharl's sight. "What are you doing, Flonne? Trying to be sexy?"

"Ow, Etna, let me go! I finally got the courage up to do that in front of Laharl! I've been practicing in front of the mirror for weeks!" Flonne protested, pushing the pig-tailed demon away from her.

"Weeks for just that?!" Etna laughed, "What a pathetic display of sexuality!"

"Wh-what?!" Flonne balked, "Pathetic?! No way! I showed so much skin! And I didn't act shy or goofy or anything!"

"If you really wanted to be sexy you should've come to me in the first place." Etna put her hands on her hips and cocked her head at the naive fallen angel. "I'd be happy to help you out- with one condition- you have to do everything I say." ("Of course, you do remember that sexy women scare Laharl, not arouse him, right?" she thought. Oh well, there was no reason to remind Flonne of that.)

"Okay, I agree," Flonne clasped her hands, "Please teach me!"

"Well," Etna tapped her chin, looking Flonne over from head to toe, "First, loose the goody-goody get up. You need some clothes that really show off what you've got."

"B-but Etna," she glanced down at her petite bustline, "I don't have anything to show off."

"Hmm, that's true. Well, we'll have to make up for what you lack. Come on, I'm sure the Rosen Queen Company has something to help you out."

*****

If Laharl had not been surprised before, it was obvious that he was shocked now. "F-F-Flonne?!" he gasped.

"Ufufu," she laughed just how Etna had coached her, "Like what you see?"

"The overlord didn't know where to begin. Her tight tube top was obviously stuffed to increase her bust. Her stilleto heels were so high she wobbled even while standing. The makeup plastering her face was gaudy and thick enough to disgust Mid-Boss.

"I did it all for you," she whispered, her Etna-inspired facade falling away.

"It's, uh, great," Laharl choked.


Author's remark: I imagine that someone else could really have some fun expanding this idea...