31_days | [8-Aug-2008] [Genshiken] Bruised Ego

Title: Bruised Ego
Challenge: 8-Aug-2008 "the many colors of a bruise"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Kohsaka, Madarame, Sasahara
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gross-out humor.

Genshiken © Shimoku Kio / Kodansha / Genshiken Partnership / Media Blasters.

Madarame slowly and painfully hobbled into the Genshiken club-room. "Ow... ow... ow..." he said.

"What's wrong?" Sasahara asked.

"Stubbed my toe," Madarame gasped. "But it's nothing! Nothing, I tell you!"

Sasahara walked up to him. "Haven't you learned anything from when you broke your wrist?... C'mon, let's have a look at it."

Madarame took off his shoe, out of sight of the others. He and Sasahara both took a look at his gruesome swollen toe, and then they both passed out.

Kohsaka calmly dialed his cell phone. "Emergency services? This is the Genshiken club-room. We need two stretcher parties, please."