31_days | [31-Jul-2008] [Fruits Basket] Don't Let's Sparta

Title: Don't Let's Sparta
Challenge: 31-Jul-2008 "against all reason"
Based on: Fruits Basket
Characters: Akito, Hatori, Shigure
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: None.
Notes: This parody might have been funny LAST YEAR.

Fruits Basket © Natsuki Takaya / KAKUSENSHA - TV Tokyo - NAS - Furuba Project / FUNimation Productions, Ltd.
300 © Warner Bros. Pictures.
"Don't Let's Start" by They Might Be Giants.

Akito had summoned Hatori and Shigure to a private meeting. Much to their surprise, they found that the pale and sickly Akito was wearing a Persian helmet, armor and cape, and holding a shield and spear.

"...are you feeling OK?" Shigure asked.

"I feel fit for battle!" Akito declared. "In fact, I think that all of the family should dress like this from now on."

""This is madness!" an aggravated Hatori said.

"MADNESS!?" Akito suddenly shrieked. "THIS!! IS!! SOHMA!!"

"You know," Shigure said after an awkward pause, "I'm going to have to go with 'madness' on this one as well."