[26-Jul-2008] [Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei] Dual Role Call

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Title: Dual Role Call
Challenge: 26-Jul-2008 "it’s me and you and our insanity"
Based on: Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei
Characters: Chiri, Kaede/Kaere, Nozomu
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild slapstick violence.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei © Kouji Kumeta / Kodansha / Shaft.

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Nozomu was taking attendance. "Kaere?" he said. When she didn't answer, he looked up at her. "Kaere? Are you paying attention?"

"I am sorry, but I do not know anybody named 'Kaere'," "Kaede" said politely.

"Oh, you've changed personalities," Nozomu said. "Chiri, would you oblige us?"

"Certainly." Chiri reached out and delivered a firm dope-slap to the back of "Kaede"s head.

"OUCH!!" Kaere said, changing personalities again. "Alright, I'm here!"

There has to be a less violent method of taking attendance, Nozomu thought to himself.

"If you do that again," Kaere said predictably, "I'll sue."

And less expensive, Nozomu thought.