31_days | [22-Jul-2008] [You're Under Arrest!] Open Sez Me

Title: Open Sez Me
Challenge: 22-Jul-2008 "vouching for a stranger"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: Miyuki, Natsumi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

Miyuki and Natsumi walked up to their police car. "...and I've equipped the doors with voice-activated door-locks," Miyuki said. "You just say your name." She cleared her throat, and spoke loudly. "Miyuki Kobayakawa!"

Nothing happened. Miyuki frowned, and tried again, to no avail. "Miyuki Kobayakawa!!"

"That's odd," Miyuki said. "I programmed my voice myself, earlier this morning. Maybe the battery is dead."

"Let me try," Natsumi said. "OPEN THE ****ING DOOR, YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****!!"

The door fell open, along with Miyuki's mouth. "How!?..." Miyuki stammered.

"You just gotta know how to talk to these things," Natsumi said smugly.