31_days | [17-Jul-2008] [Oh My Goddess!] Swan Dive

Title: Swan Dive
Challenge: 17-Jul-2008 "fall from grace"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: Keiichi, Peorth, Urd
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

Peorth called to Keiichi from a diving board high above a swimming pool. "Zees dive, eet weel have le elegahnce of la swannnAAAUGH!!"

As Urd walked up beside Keiichi, Peorth fell gracelessly into the swimming pool with a very loud belly-flop. Both Urd and Keiichi instinctively winced.

"You think she's alright?" Keiichi asked Urd.

"Oh, sure," Urd said. "But even a Yggdrasil goddess can get the wind knocked out of her."

"Boy, that's a shame," Keiichi said sincerely.

"Belldandy might have to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation again," Urd said mischievously.

"Boy, that's a shame," Keiichi said again, much less sincerely.