31_days | [12-Jul-2008] [Noir] KP KO

Title: KP KO
Challenge: 12-Jul-2008 "the perfect knockout"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Kirika, Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.

Kirika was cleaning Mireille's apartment's kitchen counter, while Mireille was having a cup of tea at the table.

"Mireille?" said Kirika. "This kitchen cleaner is making me dizzy."

"And I'm becoming light-headed," Mireille said, "and this tea has a very slight medicinal taste."

"I think our assassin's chloroform was stored with the cleaning supplies..." Kirika said weakly.

"And I think the knock-out drops got mixed in with the sugar cubes," Mireille said hazily.

"We should move those things away from the kitchen," Kirika said, just before she slumped to the floor.

"Agreed," Mireille said as she collapsed over the table.