31_days | [10-Jul-2008] [Fate/stay night] Cramped Under The Table

Title: Cramped Under The Table
Challenge: 10-Jul-2008 "flipping tables"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Saber and Shirou were sharing a heated table, munching on winter oranges and watching some television. "Isn't this nice and relaxing?" Shirou said happily.

Saber suddenly breathed in sharply, clenched her teeth— and effortlessly kicked the table high into the air and all the way across the room with her inhuman strength.

After recovering from his own shock, Shirou looked down, and saw Saber rubbing the calf of her left leg. "I am sorry," she said. "I have a leg cramp from sitting too long like this."

"Gosh," said Shirou. "I thought slow heat was good for preventing leg cramps."