31_days | [4-Jul-2008] [Vocaloid] Eat The Music

Title: Eat The Music
Challenge: 4-Jul-2008 "new ways, old things"
Based on: Vocaloid
Characters: Miku
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation.
"Eat The Music" by Kate Bush.

Miku saw her picture on a large cardboard sleeve on a record company marketing executive's desk. "What's that?" she asked.

The executive handed the sleeve to Miku. "A new promotional item. You can have it if you like it."

"Thank you." Miku pulled a vinyl album out of the sleeve, turned it in her hands— and suddenly took a big bite out of it.

The executive grimaced. "Ah. Somebody needs to explain what a vinyl album is to our all-digital music phenomenon."

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Miku asked around a mouthful of record. "This tastes terrible!"