31_days | [27-Jun-2008] [Noir] Scoot To Kill

Title: Scoot To Kill
Challenge: 27-Jun-2008 "the thrill of the kill becomes your only law "
Based on: Noir
Characters: Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.

Riding her yellow scooter to a "job," Mireille took a corner too fast, and came dangerously close to colliding with a gendarme directing traffic.

"STOP!!" the policeman yelled angrily. "What are you trying to do, get somebody killed!?"

Actually, yes, Mireille thought to herself. But she wisely remained silent.

The policeman began to write up a moving violation. "Improper lane usage... Doing 20 kilometers per hour in a 15KMPH zone... this is just typical of a woman driver..."

After I'm done with business, Mireille thought, I might have to come back this way and shoot this policeman for personal reasons.