31_days | [23-Jun-2008] [You're Under Arrest!] Have A Nice Day

Title: Have A Nice Day
Challenge: 23-Jun-2008 "some girls were just meant to smile"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: Miyuki, Natsumi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

Miyuki and Natsumi were patrolling in uniform. Miyuki was her usual upbeat self, but Natsumi was hung-over and in a foul mood.

"You should try to be more cheerful," Miyuki said to her partner. "We're public servants, after all."

"Yeah, whatever," Natsumi grumbled. She turned, and saw a small child looking at her. "Have A Nice Day," she said menacingly, her teeth clenched in a painfully fake smile.

The child ran away screaming.

Miyuki face-palmed. "Natsumi..."

Natsumi turned her terrifying smile on Miyuki. "What's WRONG!?" she growled.

"I'll tuh-tell you," Miyuki whimpered, "as suh-soon as I suh-stop tuh-trembling in fuh-fear."