31_days | [22-Jun-2008] [Hand Maid May] She's Cyberdoll That

Title: She's Cyberdoll That
Challenge: 22-Jun-2008 "we both know you're worth so much more"
Based on: Hand Maid May
Characters: May (mentioned), Nambara, Sara
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Hand Maid May © Pioneer / Geneon.

"I know May is worth $1,450,000.00," Nambara asked Sara, "but how much are you worth?"

"I doubt even you can afford my MSRP." Sara said smugly. She whispered in Nambara's ear.

"Oh, is that all?" Nambara said casually, as he opened his checkbook.

"What are you doing?" Sara asked nervously.

"Purchasing you," Nambara said. "Do I make the check out to 'CyberDyne Corporation'?"

Sara blushed. "You... want me?" she asked.

"I may be a cad and a scoundrel," Nambara said, "but I'm not a free-loader like Kazuya!"

I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted, Sara thought to herself.