31_days | [31-Mar-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Bandwidth Wrath

Title: Bandwidth Wrath
Challenge: 31-Mar-2008 "when in doubt, blame someone else"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

"The Internet is so slow today!" Haruhi whined from behind her ill-gotten computer.

Kyon didn't bother to turn within his own chair. "S'probably too many other students watching videos and sharing files," he said.

"I bet it's that darn Computer Society President again!" Haruhi said angrily.

"Didn't you hear what I just said!?" Kyon said indignantly. "And he wouldn't limit your bandwidth, anyway. He'd just cut you off."

"Well, if it isn't his fault," Haruhi growled dangerously, "then it must somehow be your fault!"

"I bet it's that darn Computer Society President again," Kyon said, immediately abandoning logic in self-defense.