[30-Mar-2008] [Vocaloid] There's A Bird On Me

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Title: There's A Bird On Me
Challenge: 30-Mar-2008 "pitching at birds"
Based on: Vocaloid
Characters: Miku, Rin
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: It's very silly.

Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation.

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Miku and Rin were walking through a park, and using their inhuman singing abilities to imitate the birds in the trees.

A canary answered Miku's song, and landed on Miku's shoulder. "Oh! What a cute little bird!" Rin said. "And it's so tame!... What's wrong, Miku?"

"Its talons are razor-sharp," Miku gasped, "and they're digging into my flesh!"

"Oh, come on!" Rin giggled. "It's so tiny!"

"But it really hurts!!" Miku cried tearfully.

"Well, in that case, I'll shoo it away— OUCH!!" Rin swung her hand at the bird, only to get pecked.

"Call Animal Control," a terrified Miku whimpered.