31_days | [26-Mar-2008] [Noir] Assailed Mireille

Title: Assailed Mireille
Challenge: 26-Mar-2008 "shut up, I’ve had a harrowing day"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Kirika, Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.

Mireille wearily trudged into her apartment. Her clothing was torn to barely-decent shreds, her hair was a mess, and she was completely covered in mud, wet paint, and loose styrofoam peanuts.

She walked up to the table, where Kirika was sitting. She tossed what was left of her gun (in several small pieces) on the table with a clatter. Then she sat down heavily, sighed deeply, and held her poor head.

"Did you run into trouble, Mireille?" asked Kirika, politely yet cluelessly.

Mireille whimpered at Kirika's stupid question. "Not as much trouble as you just brought on yourself," she growled.