[24-Mar-2008] [Oh My Goddess!] Keiichi And The Three Norns

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Title: Keiichi And The Three Norns
Challenge: 24-Mar-2008 "three ways to Sunday"
Based on: Oh My Goddess!
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor / parody; 100 words
Warnings: Lame parody.

Oh My Goddess! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo / Pioneer / Geneon.

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Once upon a time, there was a lonely mechanical engineering student named Keiichi. One day, he found three Norns in his house.

He hugged the first Norn. "This Norn is too hot," he said, "like a potion on a burner."

He hugged the second Norn. "This Norn is too cold," he said, "like a bowl of ice cream."

He hugged the third Norn, and sighed happily. "Ah, this Norn is just right," he said.

And then, the first and second Norns wiped the walls with him.

Keiichi learned his lesson, hugged only the just-right Norn, and lived happily ever after.