[11-Mar-2008] [Umisho] Huff And Puffer

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Title: Huff And Puffer
Challenge: 11-Mar-2008 "suck it in and cough it out"
Based on: Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho
Characters: Amuro, Kaname
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Gross-out humor.
Notes: Amuro will eat any kind of fish...

Kenko Zenrakei Suieibu Umisho © Mitsuru Hattori / Kodansha / Artland Inc.

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Amuro walked up to Kaname, at the side of the pool, but suddenly fell into a coughing fit. "Are you alright?" Kaname asked.

"Something's been stuck *hok* in my throat *hok* since breakfast," Amuro gasped, coughing deeply like a cat with a hairball.

"Should I get a doctor!?" an alarmed Kaname asked.

"*HOK*!! *HOK*!! *HAAAUGHK*!!" Amuro suddenly coughed up a live pufferfish.

"That was your breakfast!?" Kaname asked. "Aren't pufferfish poisonous!?"

"Only if you chew them," Amuro said cheerfully. "Ya gotta just suck 'em down!!"

Kaname silently resolved to keep his hands away from Amuro's mouth while she was eating.