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[March 10, 2008] [Detective Conan/Case Closed] Morals
Title: Morals
Day/Theme: March 10: Strangers and Candies
Series: Detective Conan/Case Closed
Character/Pairing: Shinichi/Ran
Rating: G/K
Ran put on a serious face as she paced. She turned every now and then, aiming a comment at the only other occupant of the kitchen, who was quietly eating a piece of toast.
“…and it’s more dangerous than you’d think, so you have to be careful.”
“…’kay.”
“…and you just walk, all right?”
“…’kay.”
“…I don’t want you getting a ride unless I know their parents.”
“…’kay.”
“…and if you get hurt, you just call me.”
“…’kay.”
“…no matter where you are, I’ll come and get you.”
“…’kay.”
Ran opened her mouth to continue her mostly one-sided conversation, when another occupant slid into the kitchen.
“He should have left ten minutes ago, you know,” the speaker said wryly. Ran ignored him.
“And you aren’t going to eat anything they give you.”
“Ran, this is ridiculous.”
“Unless you unwrap it yourself, got it?”
“…’kay.”
“And you have to watch out for –”
“Conan, you can go with your friends now.”
Conan glanced up at his savior, smiling, and then he ran out the kitchen door.
Ran scowled. “I hate it when you tell him what to do. Don’t you care about Conan?”
“Sure I do. But you’re acting like he’s going to break or something.”
“I wouldn’t talk, mister.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I seem to recall a boy whose parents left when he was just turning fourteen, and when left to his own devices, he went and ignored the most important rule that parents dish out.”
Shinichi grinned. “This boy sounds very handsome. I bet you were in love with him.”
“Don’t take candy from strangers.”
“What are you talking about?”
“And then this boy, had to deal with the consequences of his ignorance.”
“We are talking about me, right?”
“And the consequences were dire.”
“When did I take candy from strangers?”
“And the boy had to re-live a big chunk of his childhood.”
“That was some weird kind of candy then.”
“And when he finally fixed his problem, do you know who it was that helped him do that?”
“Heiji?”
“Well…yeah, but his parents! And they all lived ironically ever after!”
“This is why you’re not allowed to tell Conan stories anymore.”
“What?”
“Your morals have to match your stories.”
“They do!”
“That’s kind of a stretch.”
“Well, did I tell you the story about the wife who beat the crap out of her husband because he was making fun of her story-telling abilities?”
“Running now.”
“Get back here and take your beating like a man, Shinichi!”
-O-
A U T H O R S N O T E
And the Shinichi abuse continues…
>.<
He’s just so fun to pick on.
