31_days | [7-Mar-2008] [Love Hina] Double Vision Standard

Title: Double Vision Standard
Challenge: 7-Mar-2008 "blessed is the blind, pity is the fool"
Based on: Love Hina
Characters: Keitaro, Kitsune, Naru (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Very mild adult humor.

Love Hina © Ken Akamatsu / Kodansha / Love Hina Onsen Kumiai / TV Tokyo / Bandai Entertainment.

"It's not fair!" Keitaro whined to Kitsune. "When Naru takes off her glasses and accidentally wanders into my, she gets off with a mocking apology. But when *I* take off my glasses and accidentally wander into her bath, I get punched into next week!"

"Well, sure," Kitsune said, "But Naru is a nice girl— at least, when she doesn't have to put up with you— and she's an intelligent and sensible person. But you are a pervert and an idiot."

"Oh," said Keitaro. "I hadn't thought of that."

"That," said Kitsune, "is also due to the 'pervert and idiot' thing."