31_days | [29-Feb-2008] [Genshiken] He Brang Da Funk

Title: He Brang Da Funk
Challenge: 29-Feb-2008 "come give me my soul again"
Based on: Genshiken
Characters: Kohsaka (mentioned), Ohno, Saki
Type: Angst? / humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Genshiken © Shimoku Kio / Kodansha / Genshiken Partnership / Media Blasters.

A distraught Saki had gone to Ohno's apartment for comfort. "What's wrong!?" Ohno asked.

"Kohsaka took me dancing," Saki said miserably.

"What's wrong with that?" Ohno asked. "Most girls can't get their boyfriends to dance at all."

"Even if he doesn't look it," Saki said, "Kohsaka is an otaku. And otaku can't dance. It was like watching someone have a seizure on a roller coaster."

Ohno embraced Saki. "Oh, you poor thing!" she said earnestly.

Saki began to cry. "I feel like my soul was surgically removed without anaesthesia."

"Wanna watch my 'Riverdance' DVD?" Ohno asked.

"Yes, please," Saki sniffled.