31_days | [27-Feb-2008] [Noir] We Barely Escaped

Title: We Barely Escaped
Challenge: 27-Feb-2008 "what shall I do to shun the snares of death?"
Based on: Noir
Characters: Kirika, Mireille
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Nudity and cheesy adult humor.

Noir © Bee Train / ADV Films.

Mireille had taken Kirika back to Japan for a much-needed vacation, but they found themselves in danger again. They cowered in an open bath, weaponless and naked, surrounded by mercenaries eager for the price on their heads.

"What are we going to do?" Kirika whispered.

"You're over eighteen now, Kirika," said Mireille. "It's time you learned to use a weapon available only to beautiful girls in a hot springs bath."

Kirika blinked. "You mean?..."

An unashamed Mireille stood up. "Only fan service can save us now!"

Kirika followed Mireille's lead. Today, she thought to herself, I shall become a woman.