31_days | [25-Feb-2008] [Fate/stay night] It's Good To Be King

Title: It's Good To Be King
Challenge: 25-Feb-2008 "what are kings, when regiment is gone?"
Based on: Fate/stay night
Characters: Rin, Saber, Shirou
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Fate/stay night © TYPE-MOON / Kadokawa Shoten / Studio DEEN.

Saber and Shirou were working in Shirou's kitchen, while Rin was reading a book at the dining table.

"This modern kitchen is amazing," Saber said, "but still, some things were easier when I ruled Brittania."

"Oh?" said Shirou. "In what way?"

Instead of answering directly, Saber suddenly yelled at Rin. "YOU!! PEON!! WASH THESE DISHES!!"

Without looking up from her book, Rin silently gave Saber the finger.

"If I had done that back in Britannia," Saber said, "these dishes would have been washed for me."

"If *I* ever yelled at Rin like that," Shirou said, "I'd be eating those dishes."