31_days | [23-Feb-2008] [NieA under 7] What Have You Done For Me Lately

Title: What Have You Done For Me Lately
Challenge: 23-Feb-2008 "honour is purchas'd by the deeds we do"
Based on: NieA under 7
Characters: Mayuki, NieA
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

NieA under 7 © yoshitoshi ABe / NieA Project / Pioneer / Geneon.

Mayuki returned to her room after a long hard day, carrying a large bag of groceries. "What did you bring me?" NieA asked eagerly.

"Nothing," Mayuki said icily, "except for my contempt." She slapped NieA's hands away from the bag.

"You're so MEAN!!" NieA cried. "What a cruel human, who doesn't do anything for her alien friend!!"

"Excuse me!?" Mayuki said. "I've let you freeload food and a place to sleep for months!"

"Oh, fine," Niea said. "Given your past deeds, I suppose I can let you slide for one day."

Must not kill the idiot, Mayuki thought to herself.