31_days | [22-Feb-2008] [You're Under Arrest!] Diet Or Don't And Die

Title: Diet Or Don't And Die
Challenge: 22-Feb-2008 "my heart is hardn'd, I cannot repent"
Based on: You're Under Arrest!
Characters: Miyuki, Natsumi
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

You're Under Arrest! © Kodansha / TBS / KSS Films / AnimEigo.

Miyuki caught Natsumi munching on a double cheeseburger. "Natsumi!" said Miyuki. "I thought you agreed with me to try to improve your diet!"

"I did try," said Natsumi around a mouthful of burger. "But Natsumi must have meat!!"

Miyuki huffed. "Well, fine. I hope you enjoy your hardening of the arteries, leading to a massive heart attack and an early death."

"Thanks," Natsumi said. "And I hope you enjoy your long life of difficult self-denial, constant hunger pangs and chronic anemia."

Miyuki sighed. "It kinda sucks, either way, doesn't it?"

"Yup," Natsumi said cheerfully. "And then we both die anyway."