31_days | [21-Feb-2008] [Azumanga Daioh] Jelly Rolls Jelly Rolls Nobody Loves You

Title: Jelly Rolls Jelly Rolls Nobody Loves You
Challenge: 21-Feb-2008 "love me little, love me long"
Based on: Azumanga Daioh
Characters: (several)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild cruel humor.

Azumanga Daioh © Kiyohiko Azuma / Mediaworks / Azumanga Daioh Committee / ADV Films.

"Miss Yukari?" said Osaka. "Do you have a favorite student?"

"I love all my girls!" Yukari said magnanimously. She pointed at Chiyo. "Even if they're short..."

Chiyo blinked. "Excuse me?"

Yukari pointed at Sakaki. "...or if they're tall..."

"..." said Sakaki, who was in her own world.

Yukari pointed at Tomo. "...or if they're skinny..."

Tomo also remained silent— she was asleep at her desk.

Yukari pointed at Yomi before she could stop herself. "Or if they're fah— fah— fabulous!"

Yomi hung her head and fought back angry tears. "I'm so glad you appreciate my 'inner beauty'," she said bitterly.