31_days | [15-Feb-2008] [Hand Maid May] Billboard Bombarded

Title: Billboard Bombarded
Challenge: 15-Feb-2008 "money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position"
Based on: Hand Maid May
Characters: Kazuya, May, Nanbara (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Hand Maid May © Pioneer / Geneon.

"Good morning!" May said to Kazuya, as she pulled open the curtains.

"Uh, May?" said Kazuya. "You probably shouldn't open those curtains."

"Why not?" May asked innocently. She looked out Kazuya's window, and saw a billboard had been erected beside the apartment, with a five-meter-high picture of Nanbara's leering face above the words "I LOVE YOU MAY!!"

Cheerful smile painfully frozen on her face, May slowly pulled the curtains closed again.

"You know," a bemused Kazuya said, "if Nanbara has enough money to put up a billboard on a city lot in Japan, he could just order another CyberDoll instead."