[8-Feb-2008] [El-Hazard] The Artless Of War

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Title: The Artless Of War
Challenge: 8-Feb-2008 "accursed be he that first invented war"
Based on: El-Hazard (The Wanderers)
Characters: Jinnai, TV-Ifurita, TV-Rune Venus (mentioned)
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

El-Hazard © AIC / Pioneer / Geneon.

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A dejected Jinnai returned to the Bugrom hive. "How did today's war games go, Master?" asked TV-Ifurita.

"Terrible," said Jinnai. "The Bugrom can't keep formation. They just swarm all over the place..."

He suddenly glared at Ifurita. "You're the 'legendary war machine'. We need a fresh strategy for attacking Roshtaria. Got any ideas?"

Ifurita was thoughtful. "Well... I could fly into Roshtaria by myself..."

"Yes?" said Jinnai.

"And I could bring Princess Rune Venus back to the hive again..."

"Yes?" said Jinnai.

"And we could have tea again," Ifurita said sweetly, "and then take another nap together!"

"NO!!" said Jinnai.