31_days | [6-Feb-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Dress Code Redress

Title: Dress Code Redress
Challenge: 6-Feb-2008 "the justice of my quarrel"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Haruhi slammed down some papers on Kyon's desk. "SIGN THIS!!" she yelled.

Kyon picked up his pen. "I know I'm going to sign it," he said meekly, "but may I know what it is?"

"It's a petition," Haruhi said, "to amend the school dress-code to allow bunny-girl outfits on campus."

"Oh good," Kyon said as he signed. "I was afraid it might be something serious..."

"Are you saying my cause isn't just!?" Haruhi asked angrily. "Everybody should support freedom of expression!!"

"Perhaps," Kyon said, "but I see that Mikuru-chan and Miss Nagato are the only girls who've signed this petition."