31_days | [4-Feb-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] The Empty World

Title: The Empty World
Challenge: 4-Feb-2008 "when all the world dissolves"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi (mentioned), Itsuki, Kyon
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.
Notes: This takes place after "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Part 6."

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
"The Empty World" by the Cure.

"Kyon? A moment, please," Itsuki said. "The Agency has a warning for you. We have reason to believe that Haruhi will cause another 'incident' soon... but this one might be different."

"Oh?" Kyon asked. "In what way?"

"Rather than remake this world," Itsuki said, "Haruhi might do away with it entirely. You could find yourself trapped in a complete void, alone with Haruhi and nothing else. She might not even bother with clothing."

"Doesn't your Agency have anything better to do than thinking of weird scenarios like that?" Kyon asked through a sudden nosebleed.

"No, not really," Itsuki said cheerfully.