31_days | [31-Jan-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Caught Up In Cosplay

Title: Caught Up In Cosplay
Challenge: 31-Jan-2008 "vague, tangled, chaotic, and exceedingly disturbing"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, Mikuru
Type: Humor; 200 words
Warnings: Mild adult humor.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Mikuru was changing into her maid uniform, but she was having trouble with the zipper on the back. "Uh oh, I think the zipper is jammed," said Mikuru.

Haruhi had already changed into her skimpy bunny-girl outfit. She stood in front of Mikuru, and impatiently reached around her. "Let me," said Haruhi.

Then Haruhi leaned in closer to Mikuru. "Hold still, Mikuru!... Oops, my wrist cuff is caught in the zipper."

"OUCH!!" said Mikuru. "Don't pull your head back!! My hair is caught in your bunny-ears head-band!!"

"WAIT!!" said Haruhi. "My left high-heeled shoe is caught on the hem of your skirt— YEEEK!!"

Both girls suddenly fell to the floor. "...Are you OK, Mikuru?" asked Haruhi breathlessly.

"Please move your hands," Mikuru gasped.

"I can't," Haruhi said.

"In that case," Mikuru whimpered, "please stop moving them."

A moment later, Kyon opened the door, and found Haruhi still lying on top of a half-dressed Mikuru, squirming wildly, and completely tangled in Mikuru's loose maid uniform.

Well, Kyon thought, I don't know how this situation could possibly be more inappropriate.

"KYON!!" shouted Haruhi. "Hurry up, and go get a pair of scissors, and cut our clothes off!!"

I stand corrected, Kyon thought.