31_days | [29-Jan-2008] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Objection Rejection

Title: Objection Rejection
Challenge: 29-Jan-2008 "contradictions do not exist"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Haruhi, Kyon, others
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.

Haruhi had written out her latest Cunning Plan, printed it, and distributed it to the SOS Brigade. "Does anyone have any objections?" she asked the others.

Kyon raised his hand. "I believe Section Eight is illegal in Japan... and Section Eleven appears to contradict the laws of physics."

"I see," Haruhi said patiently. "Anything else?"

"No," Kyon said, "but only because most of these plans appear to be written in another language that you made up yourself."

"Thank you for your input, Kyon," said Haruhi. "OBJECTIONS OVERRULED!!"

Never saying anything to her again, Kyon thought to himself, ever again, EVER.