31_days | [23-Jan-2008] [Vocaloid] Leekspun

Title: Leekspun
Challenge: 23-Jan-2008 "if music is the food of love, play on"
Based on: Vocaloid
Characters: Hatsune Miku
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: None.

Vocaloid © Yamaha Corporation.

Two fan-boys spotted a green-haired girl in a restaurant. "Isn't that Hatsune Miku?" one fan-boy said. "I've got to meet her!"

"You shouldn't disturb her during her lunch," the other fan-boy said.

Ignoring him, the first fan-boy walked up to Miku's table. "Miss Hatsune?" he said. "Excuse me, but I just wanted to say that I love your music!"

"Hello!" Miku said cheerfully, breathing on the fan-boy. "I'm happy to meet you!"

The fan-boy passed out.

I wonder why my fans keep passing out, Miku thought to herself, as she returned to her leek soup, leek sandwich, and leek-flavored ice-cream.